Cole Sprouse just roasted Dylan's new facial hair on Instagram
30 July 2019, 15:48
Because you can always count on your siblings to be brutally honest with you.
Dylan Sprouse and brother Cole Sprouse are known for their internet banter. But, when it came time for Cole to comment on his twin's new facial hair, Cole delivered a truly savage response.
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Basically, the Sprouse boys have a long history of ripping each other about their ability to grow facial hair.
In 2013, Dylan described his facial fuzz level as "newborn dwarf". Meanwhile, Riverdale actor Cole once said his moustache resembled a "grandma that just doesn't care anymore".
By 2017, the obsession with being beardy hadn't died down for Dylan or Cole. Cole tweeted: "If your mustache looks like pubes, shave it off my dudes," and tagged his brother in the post. Ouch.
Dirty mustache Level: newborn dwarf— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) October 30, 2013
My mustache is right on par with grandmas that just don't care anymore.— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) November 21, 2014
So, when Dylan headed on Instagram to talk facial hair, you just knew Cole would have something to say. Dylan shared a picture of his, um, moustache (which has since been deleted) glistening in the sun, alongside the caption: "Shame this facial hair in three words."
Of course, Cole commented beneath the post: "What facial hair?" I-
Eh, if you can't roast your brother, who can you roast?
It wasn't just Cole, though, soon loads of people chimed in with some hilarious responses, including Chilling Adventures of Sabrina actress Kiernan Shipka. She simply commented: "ha ha ha."
Other comments, captured by BuzzFeed, included: "Are those pubes?" "Deadbeat dad vibes", "Fire pubes bro", and a personal fave, "Jaclyn Hill Cosmetics".
Well, he did kind of ask for it.