Everyone Just Realised Sheriff Keller Is Actually Hot And The Reactions Are Hilarious

30 November 2017, 11:56

Sheriff Keller Riverdale
Picture: CW/Riverdale
Nicky Idika

By Nicky Idika

FP who? Hiram WHO?

This week's episode of Riverdale left us with a lot of questions. Like, 'what's the deal with that creepy janitor?' and 'what's going on with Cheryl?' The most important question, though, is how did we make it to season two episode seven before Sheriff Keller's assets we're unveiled?

Kevin Keller's dad
Picture: Netflix/Riverdale

In a scene that can only be described as Riverdale's most gratuitous DILF moment thus far, Kevin Keller's dad is seen working out in his basement.

Veronica, caught snooping, offers up the very credible excuse that she was parched and looking for a soda...in the basement.

Veronica Lodge
Picture: Netflix/Riverdale

Like me, people on the internet were sincerely shook when Kevin's dad revealed his dad bod.

It's official. Our Riverdale dad rankings are all screwed up now. Sheriff Keller could even run with the big boys at this point.

All we can say is...

Archie Andrews watch your back
Archie Andrews watch your back. Picture: CW/Riverdale