Merida From 'Wreck It Ralph 2' Got Turned Into A Scottish Twitter Meme And It's GENIUS
16 August 2018, 12:42
The Merida/Scottish Twitter crossover is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
A few days ago, a brand new picture of all the Disney princesses in their new casual outfits from the upcoming Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck It Ralph 2 movie made its way around the internet and was promptly turned into a meme. From the sudden thirst for Mulan's new look, to Snow White's savage shade at the Evil Queen with her shirt, everyone was losing it over their make-unders.
But now, ladies and gentlemen, the meme has evolved - and it's truly the greatest gift of all time. A new trailer for Ralph Breaks The Internet has just dropped and it gives us a longer glimpse at all of the princesses chilling out at the sleepover with Vanellope - including a scene in which Merida ends up going off on a rant while the other princesses sit and stare at her as if she's talking in a different language.
Thanks to the gag in the trailer about the other princesses not being able to understand what Merida is saying because "she's from the other studio", Scottish Twitter has now come to Merida's defence and has turned her into her own glorious meme.
If you've never heard of Scottish Twitter, you're in for a treat. It's basically a lot of ranting but all the tweets spelt out phonetically in the Scottish accent, using Scottish slang words.
Basically, the Merida/Scottish Twitter crossover is the best thing that has ever happened to the internet and it's everything we never knew we needed.
Here are all the best tweets:
Someone get Kelly Macdonald to record Shangela's Sugar Daddy rant from Drag Race immediately.
a don't av a sugar daddy, a've never had a sugar daddy. if a wanted a sugar daddy, yes, a probably can go oot n git one cos am wit? SICKENIN. ye could never av a sugar daddy cos ye are no that kind ae bird. everythin a've had a worked a built masel from the ground up fucken CUNT pic.twitter.com/GkDZHB4xoR— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ (@fkajack) August 15, 2018
Remember the Scottish mum from that vine about someone not flushing the toilet? This is her now.
Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've hadda SHET?— Crazy Broke Asian (@henryevil) August 13, 2018
WELL IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAHS!
What does this even mean?
“The police came tae ma door and told me my dugs were chasing people on bikes ma dugs don't even have bikes” pic.twitter.com/SJEpKVEwtd— sally cantirino ⚡️ (@thisquietcity) August 13, 2018
I am CRYING.
Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut pic.twitter.com/2SvIk2dPOa— bradley (@traitorbaby) August 13, 2018
Scottish Twitter is literally the best thing on this godforsaken earth.
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur getting big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein pic.twitter.com/Lc1d4pkuTU— tian unsolved (@_lMWE) August 13, 2018
"Am no a fucking octopus!"
"Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus" pic.twitter.com/lxd4VdysgE— Winry (@Lookin4Serenity) August 13, 2018
I felt this one.
"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck" pic.twitter.com/z4OLPre3wj— T'nt'cleSpaceHorror (@AshokaTheBear) August 12, 2018
Oh and if you're wondering what the F*CK she's actually saying in that scene, here's your answer:
Thankfully I have a Scottish hubby to translate this:— Lizz Robinett 🍓 (@LizzRobinett) August 11, 2018
“I gave my mom a cake, she turned into a big bear. My old man tries to do her in. If that’s not a pure mess, I don’t know what is” pic.twitter.com/fV6GMaAqLP