Everyone is thirsting over Peter B Parker from "Into The Spider-Verse"
18 December 2018, 13:00
"Just saw Into The Spider-Verse and I am horny for Peter B Parker"
Everyone's had a crush on cartoon character at some point in their lives. Whether it be Prince Eric, Jessica Rabbit, Hercules... Simba, for some... Yesterday, someone in this office said that the tigers from Zootopia were "thicc AF" (and that person shall remain unnamed.) BUT THE POINT IS, at some point in our lives, we've all gone through bit of a thing for a cartoon character.
The latest cartoon to elicit unquenchable amounts of thirst from the masses? It's Peter B. Parker, one of the characters in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. And when I say thirsting, I mean 💦THIRSTING💦.
In case you aren't in the know, Into The Spider-Verse is a new animated Spider-Man movie that focuses on Miles Morales, a teenager from Brooklyn (voiced by Shameik Moore) who develops spider-like abilities after being bitten by... a spider, duh. Anyway, following the death of original earth Spider-Man (voice by Chris Pine), Miles soon meets the grown-up, jaded, cynical and disheveled Peter B. Parker (voice by Jake Johnson), who is from a whole different dimension and the internet thinks he's a bit of a snack.
While fans are stanning for Miles, they seem to have also fallen in absolute lust with Peter too. Words like "silver fox" and "thicc" are being thrown around, thirst levels for Peter's stubble and his penchant for sweatpants are out of control... basically, everyone is low-key in love with this complete hot mess of a cartoon man and they are showing no signs of stopping.
no offence but Peter B Parker can get it— 🎄jude🌟 (@judedude6) December 14, 2018
*every frame peter b parker and his sweat pants wearing ass was in* me: pic.twitter.com/aKdBrd9r4B— tan (@gyuwus) December 9, 2018
not to be h*rny on main but,,,,, i want peter b parker to hold my hand— 🎄∆riel👻 (@twoxdee) December 15, 2018
he was too sexy.....someone has to get sony animation artists under control pic.twitter.com/5B2D9pwI7Y— greer (@ryltenenbaums) December 15, 2018
just saw into the spiderverse and i am horny for peter b parker pic.twitter.com/7LtrPShNuN— screams (@kyaryarchy) December 17, 2018