You Can Actually Buy Spiderman's Ashes From 'Avengers: Infinity War'

7 June 2018, 11:49

Tom Holland as Spiderman in Infinity War
Picture: Marvel Studios / @spideysmcu
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

I actually cannot believe this exists.

It's been a good few weeks since Avengers: Infinity War came out, ruined our lives with THAT ending and left us all for dead. While some of us are still only on stage two out of five on the grief scale (pure unadulterated anger), others have managed to completely accept the tragic fate of their beloved characters and have moved on with their lives.

In a bid to memorialise those we lost in the battle against Thanos, fans have been sharing and making fan-made merchandise. Most of it is great but someone has just uncovered the wildest offering yet - and it's honestly gonna make you scream in pain.

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Thanks to a fan on Twitter (@spideysmcu), it's been brought to the internet's attention that you can now purchase your very own handful of Peter Parker's "ashes" - and you know what? It's might be the most unacceptable thing we've ever seen in our lives.

This soon? After such a (fake) international tragedy? Wow. I am TRIGGERED.

Written on the front of The Avenging Heroes (altered for copyright and trademark purposes, of course) product is: "Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good. I don’t want to go." (Too soon.) And written on the back, is a list of instructions on what to do with our fallen hero's "ashes":

1) "Do not consume. It would be considered cannibalism."

2) "Do not brew or drink. Respect the dead."

3) "Do not snort. Heroes don't do drugs."

Fancy buying some for yourself? Good news: You can buy it here, on the Indonesian version of Etsy. (It's a fan made product.)

Honestly don't know whether to laugh at how genius it is or cry myself to sleep about it.

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