Titus from “Kimmy Schmidt” Now Has His Own Brand Of Peenoooo Noooir And It Is LEGIT

4 March 2016, 09:45 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

Titus Andromedon
Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

We want to drink it from a Mason Jar...

This might be the most important thing that has ever happened in this history of things that have happened because of something that happened on TV.

This is Titus Andromedon.

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For those of you that aren’t familiar, he is a character from Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. He is played by Tituss Burgess, a comedy mastermind and seasoned Broadway performer. But this story isn’t about him. This story is about wine. A very specific type of red wine, actually.

You see, Titus blessed us with the anthem, "Pinot Noir". You may have heard it on your journey through the internets.

Here’s a refresher:


Iconic. ANYWAY - Tituss, the real person, now has his VERY OWN BRAND of Peeno Pinot Noir thanks to Titus The Character's viral sensation.


A video posted by Tituss Burgess (@titusssawthis) onMar 3, 2016 at 7:42am PST


We want to drink it from a Mason Jar, while sitting in a nice wine bar, accompanied by Lady Gaga. She will drive us off in her car, where she may or may not be smoking a cigar. And when we arrive in Zanzibar, we will say hello to Ariana. Do you think we’ve gone too far?

Ugh, so on brand. If you're over 21, stock up before Season 2 drops on Netflix.

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