35 hilarious Riverdale quotes that prove it's the wildest show on TV
31 January 2019, 17:28 | Updated: 1 February 2019, 08:54
A comprehensive rundown of the wackiest lines in 'Riverdale'...
It's no secret that Riverdale is the wildest show on TV right now. Ever since The CW teen drama first aired back in 2017, fans have been shocked and transfixed by its relentless twists and turns. Every single episode, Riverdale gives us something new and unexpected. From floating babies to The Black Hood and jingle jangle to The Gargoyle King, there is no place quite like Riverdale.
However, it's not just the series' plot that we are obsessed with. Riverdale would be nothing without its unique script and the way that its cast deliver their lines. Time and time agin, Archie, Betty, Cheryl, Jughead, Veronica and the rest of the Riverdale gang all bless us with some of the most bizarre and legendary lines we've ever heard in the history of television. The show is a work of art.
Check out the most iconic 'Riverdale' quotes below.
With that in mind, it's no surprise that fans regularly gather together some of the funniest ones online. And there's no Twitter account quite as iconic as No Context Riverdale (@nocontextrvd), which regularly preserves the funniest moments from the series for eternity online. Taking that into consideration, here are 33 of the wildest quotes Riverdale has ever come up with.
1. Just to get a sense of the show.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) September 6, 2018
Relatable, right?
2. Petition to turn all nunneries into brothels.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 24, 2019
Hiram is not half the business man he thinks he is.
3. Never underestimate the importance of fizzle rocks.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 24, 2019
If you know, you know.
4. Archie has been through it all.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 24, 2019
I think we've ALL survived a bear attack.
5. In this scene Riverdale imploded on itself.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 4, 2019
We're still trying to understand the logic of this one.
6. Veronica laying out some important ground rules.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 4, 2019
Don't you just hate when your boyfriend spends more time with your Dad than you?
7. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 23, 2018
Breakfast at Spiffany's was such a good film.
8. The true essence of Riverdale lies in this quote.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 20, 2018
R.I.P. Papa Poutine. Gone but not forgotten.
9. Alice Cooper really snapped on this one.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 14, 2018
Hal is a flop.
10. Jellybean Jones is a savage.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 13, 2018
Yes Jellybean Jones is called Jellybean Jones. And what about it?
11. Who else could come up with quips like this?
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 13, 2018
Write this on my gravestone.
12. Betty really came through here.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 13, 2018
The Gryphon Queen outsold the Gargoyle King.
13. Give Cheryl all of the awards.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 13, 2018
Nothing but respect for MY serpent queen.
14. This was actually really emotional.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 3, 2018
Varchie: Endgame > Avengers: Endgame.
15. Farmies can I get an amen?
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 2, 2018
Still don't trust this Evelyn Evenever chick.
16. A common phrase.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) November 8, 2018
Ffsssssss.
17. A moment of appreciation for Juniper and Dagwood.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) November 4, 2018
Young legends.
18. Toni Topaz spilling all the tea.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 25, 2018
Jingle-Jangle labs are more widespread than you think.
19. Don't lie. You've thought this one before.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 19, 2018
This applies to all of the Hot Dads of Riverdale.
20. Mood boards. Murder boards. Same difference.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 19, 2018
A necessity really.
21. Justice for Hot Dog.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 12, 2018
An underrated king.
22. This line is pure poetry.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 24, 2019
Better than Shakespeare.
23. Great entrepreneurial advice.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) November 8, 2018
This wisdom is how Veronica successfully manages her own Speakeasy at the tender age of 16.
24. Not weird persay but showstopping.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 19, 2018
She is the mother I never had.
25. Back to the nuns.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 17, 2019
Not enough series feature morally corrupt nuns these days.
26. Everyone owns a bow and arrow.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) September 9, 2018
Essential items.
27. Normal nine-year-old hobbies.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) October 18, 2018
You know how it is.
28. Not a quote but this sequence was quite something.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 20, 2018
Have you never done a strip tease to 'Mad World' in front of a biker gang and your mum?
29. Also not a quote but you're welcome.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 30, 2019
A guide to putting an end to sticky maples.
30. Riverdale invented feminism.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 17, 2018
Snap.
31. Multiple times.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) November 15, 2018
Gloria Steinhem is shaking.
32. For the outfit and the delivery.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) January 25, 2019
Swoon.
33. This was truly bonkers.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 22, 2018
It was a dream sequence to be fair.
34. At least Riverdale is self-aware.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 13, 2018
Facts.
35. And last but not least.
— no context riverdale (@nocontextrvd) December 15, 2018
I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.