47 memes about Riverdale season 3 that are FAR too accurate

24 May 2019, 17:09 | Updated: 24 May 2019, 17:19

Katie Louise-Smith

By Katie Louise-Smith

One taught me love. One taught me patience. One taught me not to mix drugs & cosplay.

It might have been a bit of a bumpy ride but Riverdale season 3 really did bless us with so much. It gave us drugs, gangs, cults, brothels, seizures, cosplaying, Cole Sprouse singing, sword fights, bear fights, shirtless moments, sweaty shirtless moments, sex scenes, sweaty sex scenes, multiple faux fur collars, organ harvesting (yeah, that's right, I said organ harvesting) and most importantly of all, FP Jones' glasses.

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Week in, week out, Twitter lit up every Wednesday to rant, rave and meme about the absolutely insane things that were happening on the show and honestly? Almost every single tweet was out 👏 of 👏 control.

SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FULL SEASON YET!

Here are all the best and funniest memes from Riverdale season 3:

Riverdale Season 3 memes: All the funniest and best tweets
Riverdale Season 3 memes: All the funniest and best tweets. Picture: The CW, FX

1) Riverdale Season 3, a summary

2) Archie pleading guilty to a crime he didn't commit is the most offensive thing he's ever done to me and Vegas.

3) This was the best part of season 3. I'm not even exaggerating.

4) Nothing. Literally nothing. Not a thing.

5) OK, BUT THAT FLASHBACK EPISODE THO...

6) We knew the Blossom family was twisted but this? It's a no from me!

7) I HAVE NO FURTHER COMMENTS ON THIS MATTER.

8) Next time someone complains about Archie, I'm bringing up that flashback episode.

9) If Riverdale season 3 taught us one thing... it's that Casey Cott has The Range™

10) I would absolutely, 100%, die for young Alice.

11) I'm honestly still emotional about this. Please respect my privacy.

12) Literally would have rather stayed in jail.

13) Forget episode... how about ENTIRE SEASON?

14) I'm not even gonna try and defend this tweet.

15) Monica BEEN Posh!

16) Is Jughead the only one who knows how to play this damn game properly?

17) The rules on child abuse in this town are... questionable.

18) Have some f*cking RESPECT.

19) Lol, remember that one time we all thought FP was the Gargoyle King?

20) Me @ episode 6, truly.

21) SAY WHAT YOU WANT! SAY! WHAT! YOU! WANT!

22) This is funnier when you think about what happens with Evelyn Evernever in episode 20.

23) Can't tell him nuthinnnnnn'

24) Ms Jellybean Jones is THAT bitch.

25) And I- OOP!

26) Jughead messed up on this one, I'M SORRY.

27) "YOU GOT ATTACKED BY A FREAKIN' BEAR?"

28) Hiram? Shot? Oh well...

29) Still true.

30) Remember when the only thing we had to worry about was what song Archie was going to perform at the Jubilee?

31) Idk idk idk, don't even know how he managed a 600 tbh.

32) [scoffs] Yeah, Dad...

33) Can confirm that it's been a rough 7 months...

34) I'M THE GARGOYLE KING!

35) Yes, you could say my life is literally the equivalent of burnt down trailer.

36) I'll be honest, he made *some* points.

37) You know what, in retrospect, I retract this statement.

38) Like I said, Casey Cott has The Range™

39) I am Toni. Toni is me.

40) If it turned out that Jason Blossom was still alive, I would have jumped out the nearest window.

41) Is that crack that you're smoking, Ethel?

42) If I ever hear the word "Farm" again, I'm gonna press charges.

43) The accuracy is FAR too much.

44) We joke and we laugh but honestly? It's Riverdale, baby. I'll never quit it.

45) And the Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a TV drama series goes to: Predictive Text! For Riverdale season 3!

46) Archie could spend a whole season locked in his bedroom and he'd still find a way to do something stupid.

47) I am literally exhausted. Literally.