13 Iconic Alyssa Moments From TEOTFW That Prove She's A Total Badass
25 January 2018, 16:08
"Respect me changing my mind and f*ck off please."
1) Who can forget Alyssa's diner order antics?
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2) Or when she broke her phone on purpose because she was feeling a bit fed up.
3) How someone can explain the broad spectrum of sexuality so succinctly and over buttered toast...
4) Lest we forget, the moment she told that weirdo that his son looked like a potato.
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5) And then blackmailed him for all the money in his wallet.
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6) Alyssa drinking straight vodka from the bottle and dancing by herself is basically how all decent Friday nights begin.
7) She also taught this guy a lesson on consent by kindly telling him to fuck off.
8) Then there was time she casually checked for her period while walking down the street.
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9) And just as casually inserted her tampon while standing outside the location she'd just shoplifted from.
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10) But Alyssa also has a soft side, and was nice enough to return a lost kid.
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11) Not too much of a soft side, though, because she straight up fought a gas station attendant...
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12) And stabbed her dad in the leg...
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13) And knocked out that policewoman...
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But that was all to save James so we can let the borderline bad stuff go because Alyssa is a TRUE badass.
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