Explicit JK Rowling memes are going viral and they will ruin Harry Potter for you
18 March 2019, 16:18 | Updated: 12 November 2020, 23:58
JK Rowling's Dumbledore and Grindelwald's comments have inspired the wildest memes on Twitter...
JK Rowling memes are breaking the internet again and they will ruin Harry Potter for you.
Yes. Any Harry Potter fan will already know that even though the series of books technically ended back in 2007, JK Rowling is still prone to announcing new and random facts about the series years later. And now she has revealed in a new featurette for Fantastic Beasts that, in spite of the fact that it's never addressed in the books or films, Dumbledore and Grindelwald had a "sexual dimension" to their relationship.
Check out the funniest JK Rowling memes below.
Of course, this is something that fans have assumed for years and it is, in many ways, good to have official confirmation that Dumbledore and Grindelwald were genuine lovers. Still many Harry Potter fans aren't impressed. Some are annoyed that JK never addressed this in the books (where was the actual LGBTQIA+ representation), meanwhile others are just not here for JK sexualising childhood classics.
In fact, JK's penchant for continually revealing extra details about the Harry Potter franchise has already inspired the "no one JK Rowling memes" and now fans are back at it again. Except this time, because of the new sexual information about Albus and Gellert, people are now making them as sexual as possible. In other words, look away if you don't want your childhood memories ruined.
1. Let's start with Mr. and Mrs. Weasley...
Me: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley probably had a normal sex life— 🥚🌱🍆 (@KyEggPlantEmoji) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: *inhales*
Funny. Not too explicit. I can deal.
2. Now let's go right into them.
reporter: hello— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 17, 2019
jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all
3. Hermione and Ron are getting involved.
absolutely no one:— jhaunay-amanie (@wrightmywayout) March 17, 2019
jk rowling: hermione pegs ron
Sex positive icons.
4. How about lesbian representation?
Me: how about some lesbian representation in —— Mary Emily O'Hara (@MaryEmilyOHara) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: Hermoine’s first vibrator was a wired bullet she got for free in a raffle at an L Word screening party in 2003 but then her ex got a job at Babeland and she used the discount to invest in a rechargeable Hitachi
5. You know what they say about big platforms...
Nobody:— Genki (@Genki_Rocket) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: You know what else was nine and three quarters?
...big secret entrances.
6. JK is Vanessa Ann Hudgens.
The similarities are endless.
7. You should probably stop reading these now.
funeral director: i’m so sorry for your loss— ikra (@dunwaIl) March 17, 2019
me: thank you
jk rowling: harry’s dad once took 3 cocks at once
me: not now jk
We did warn you.
8. The one and only Debby Ryan has joined in.
jk rowling: omg fun fact about moaning myr—— debbyryan (@DebbyRyan) March 18, 2019
me: leave it.
Leave it indeed.
9. Arthur Weasley is proving popular in these.
me:— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 18, 2019
me: i —
jk rowling: arthur weasley likes to watch
Suing for defamation.
10. A lot to take in in this one.
Deadass nobody:— marquita (@marquitasade) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: Luna Lovegood was a bisexual voyeur who was pro-choice and a quarter Chinese. Wingardium Leviosa was Hermione’s safe word. Lucius Malfoy was a cuckold. It was never said but it was understood.
'It was never said but it was understood' is sending us.
11. Some of them are getting topical.
no one:— Luke Cutforth (@LukeCutforth) March 18, 2019
JK Rowling: Shane Dawson fucked a cat
If you know, you know.
12. Shane is being dragged into a lot of these actually.
nobody:— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) March 18, 2019
JK Rowling: dumblelore didnt fuck his cat. he didnt cum on his cat. he didnt put his dick anywhere near his cat. grindelwald, on the other hand... (1/?)
I need to log off.
13. At least Dumbledore practiced sex safely.
me:— grant 🧔🏻 (@urdadssidepiece) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: Dumbledore was on PrEP
The more you know.
14. Cute little Drag Race reference here.
nobody:— imp (@imp_kid) March 18, 2019
jk rowling: dumbledore has a cyst, it’s currently oozing, and then it popped on the broom ride here. it’s just been a messy week…
Okay... maybe not cute.
15. Leave Hagrid alone.
nobody:— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) March 18, 2019
JK Rowling: hagrid fucked the green m&m
16. So that's how Harry really got his scar.
I need to never see these memes again.
17. Twitter is a blessing and a curse.
No one:— Alicia Kraft (@TheAliciaKraft) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: butterbeer is cum
Actually just a curse.
18. Now this makes sense.
19. One or two fans are proposing solutions.
JK gotta either write the book about the wizards fucking or leave us alone. https://t.co/rYjNCTu9pq— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) March 17, 2019
20. A lot of solutions.
JK Rowling should just end the arguments and publish a book called “Who Wizards Be Fucking” so we can can know who wizards be fucking.— Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) March 17, 2019
Is this necessary?
Ultimately, it's worth remembering...
Nobody:— Melissa Anelli (@melissaanelli) March 18, 2019
Internet: IF JK ROWLING ANSWERS A QUESTION SHE IS POSED ABOUT HER CHARACTERS WE ARE ALL JUST GONNA OVERREACT FOR DAYS
...JK was asked directly about Dumbledore's sex life so maybe she isn't completely to blame.