Cardi B and Bruno Mars' 'Please Me' lyrics will make you sweat

15 February 2019, 14:16

By Woodrow Whyte

Cardi B and Bruno Mars have reunited on 'Please Me' and the lyrics will make you sweat.

It feels like 84 years since Bruno Mars and Cardi B dropped the 'Finesse' remix and we've been gagging for a new collaboration between the pair ever since.

Well it looks like they heard our prayers as Cardi and Bruno dropped a new track today (Feb 15) called 'Please Me'.

After deleting her Instagram after receiving negative comments for winning two Grammy's last weekend, Cardi B returned to the platform announcing: "Ok so I’m back from retirement to announce I have a brand new song coming out Friday at midnight with @brunomars . #twogrammywinningartist". Iconic.

Musically, 'Please Me' has more in common with Bruno Mars' 24K Magic sound than Cardi's music (ain't nothing wrong with that) but it's the lyrics that are really getting tongues wagging.

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Ok so I’m back from retirement to announce I have a brand new song coming out Friday at midnight with @brunomars . # twogrammywinningartist 🏆🏆

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Now, it shouldn't take too much reading between the lines to figure out that 'Please Me' is about one thing only: global warming (kidding! It's about sex).

The main chorus line "Please me, baby / Turn around and just tease me, baby / You know what I want and what I need, baby" pretty much sums it all up. Although we are particularly living for the line "Dinner reservations like the pussy, you gon' eat out". Uber Eats could never.

The song obviously works it's magic on Cardi's on/off again husband Offset, who Cardi filmed grinding along to the song and, erm, much more. Watch the PDA below.

Read the full lyrics to 'Please Me' below:

Uh, uh, yeah, come on
Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know what I want and what I need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please
Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know what I want and what I need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)

Lollipoppin' (Poppin'), twerkin' in some J's (Ooh)
On the dance floor (Uh-huh), no panties in the way (Nope)
I take my time with it (Ow), bring you close to me (Ow)
Don't want no young dumb shit
Better fuck me like we listenin' to Jodeci
I was tryna lay low (Low), takin' it slow (Slow)
When I'm fuckin' again (Ayy)
Gotta celebrate, do you man look good? Better put him away
If you can't sweat the weave out, you shouldn't even be out
Dinner reservations like the pussy, you gon' eat out

I'm gonna ride it, do it just how you like it
Tonight and after that
Let's do it one more time
Girl, I ain't one for beggin', but now you got me beggin'

Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know what I want and what I need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)
Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know what I want and what I need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)

Booty so round (Round), booty so soft (Soft)
Bet you wanna smack it again (Ayy)
Let me demonstrate
Hit it one time, make it levitate
Titties out like black out (Black out)
Broke bitches watch out now (Watch out)
Your pussy basura (Basura)
My pussy horchata (Oh)

I'm gonna ride it, do it just how you like it
Tonight and after that (Ooh)
Let's do it one more time
Girl, I ain't one for beggin', but now you got me beggin'

Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You know what I want and what I need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)

Come on
Come on, back it up for me
Come on
Ooh, twerk it on me slowly
Come on
Girl, let me put this lovin' on you
You better say that shit (Uh)
Cardi don't play that shit (Yeah)
Do my back like I do these records, break that shit

Please me, baby (Uh)
Turn around and just tease me, baby (Uh, ooh)
You know what I want and what I need, baby (Yes)
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)
Please me, baby
Turn around and just tease me, baby
You got what I want and need, baby
(Let me hear you say)
Please
(Let me hear you say)
Please (Woo)