Crocs just released a bag and it's NOT as ugly as you'd expect
6 February 2019, 16:54
Just what the world needs… even more Crocs.
Ever since Post Malone dropped a collection with Crocs, people have been on a mission to make them the next big footwear fad. Although Post Malone's Crocs range sold out in record time, it has still taken people a while to warm to the idea of making Crocs fashion-forward.
Well, Pizza Slime has tried to make the shoe, traditionally reserved for keen gardeners and older people, a little more palatable. Introducing… the Croc bag. Yep, they actually exist now.
Crocs decided to release a limited addition crossbody bag with the LA-based brand and, no, absolutely no-one asked for this. The design is simple, a giant Croc with a thick strap that can be worn across the body.
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🚨👀🚨 The official Pizzaslime x @Crocs collab REVEALED! So… we went waaaaay outside of the box for this one and turned a Croc into a functional and quality made cross body bag 🙃 Some Facts: Each bag is hand made in LA. Only 50 are being released. The strap is custom made with Pizzaslime woven into it. The detachable Jibbitz (the charms) are custom made for this bag specifically. It’s vailable in yellow and black 😬 WE'RE BEYOND STOKED TO DROP THIS! Over the past few months we've put a lot of time, sweat, and tears into developing this product that has never been made before. It was a looooot harder than it looks. Don’t 😴 on this one! DROPS THURS AT 11AM PST!
Available in black and yellow, and unisex, the bags come with seven elaborate Pizza Slime "Jibbitz" or charms to me and you. It also has a handy zip fastening that opens where your foot would slip into.
If you want to cop one of these, you've got to be willing to splash a cool $300. And, more bad news, there's only 50 made – 25 in black and 25 in yellow – so they're extremely limited edition.
Naturally, people had thoughts...
Why spend so much money on it? You can get perfectly decent bags for 10% of that price.— Cattsy 😽💞💞💋 (@Cattereia) February 4, 2019
Who would even pay 3 cents for this shit?!— 💃 (@FuckFeminism7) February 4, 2019
If you thought Crocs shoes are awful... here's another abomination - Crocs bags. Basically an ugly shoe with a strap and zipper. And it can be yours for just $300! pic.twitter.com/FqFliUwxiO— Lana Evangelho (@LanaJelic) February 4, 2019
Some even tried to make their own.
I’m coming to terms with the fact that I most likely won’t be able to get my hands on the new @Crocs @Pizzaslime collab bag... Therefore I have made my own. My 11 week old son’s bib and one of my many #Crocs and what’s more, it’s changeable to suit other crocs from my collection pic.twitter.com/S0KjTm6A2c— Stephanie Buckley (@eatsleepchic_ie) February 4, 2019
And then there were those who didn't actually mind it. Like, c'mon they've done worse.
my paypal hurts but my eyes are in love https://t.co/rcAmPKcI6H— Safiya Nygaard (@safiyajn) February 4, 2019
What is this beautiful thing? Where can I buy it?— Cr💎c Queen™ (@reallynotmaria) February 4, 2019